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Jakob

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Jakob is the most interesting member of Benton Youth, as he does very random and absurd things.

Such as: Trying to convert Geese and Ducks to Christianity, Pretending to be a Homeless Man, and countless others.

Many people have developed theories on why Jakob is the way he is, so here are some of those listed below.

The Sugar Theory

It is possible that Jakob eats lots of sugar every day, and that might be why.

The Steel Head Theory

A less possible theory, that Jakob has a steel head. This is unproven.

The Red Food Dye Theory

Some people believe that Red Food Dye makes people crazy. If true, it could be possible that Jakob consumes Red Food Dye.

Febreze Theory

He drinks Febreze

The Salt Packet Theory

Eye Witnesses have seen Jakob inhale Salt Packets.

The Helium Theory

He breathes helium (once he drank so much that he passed out, fell over, and scraped up his face)

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